Cheese
from $5.00"...it's very runny, sir..."
Ah! We do have some Camembert, sir.... It's a bit runny, sir.... Well, as a matter of fact it's very runny, sir.... I think it's runnier than you like it, sir... Yes, sir."
(bends below counter and reappears)
"Oh... the cat's eaten it."
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